Introduction:

*** Inspiring Music ***

More graceful than a ballerina!

Smarter than the class nerd!

Able to backstab a mean girl while looking them in the eyes!

Look in the schoolyard. It's a graduating senior. It's the teacher's pet. It's Catholic Schoolgirl Boy

Yes, it's Catholic Schoolgirl Boy, a strange boy from a public high school, who came to your school with powers and abilities far beyond those of ordinary schoolgirls. Catholic Schoolgirl Boy who can pass the most difficult AP tests; make the class bully cry. And who disguised as an ordinary schoolgirl, wearing the same schoolgirl uniform you wear, fights a never-ending battle for high grades, peaceful hallways, and strict adherence to the dress code.

And now another exciting episode in the adventures of Catholic Schoolgirl Boy.

Prologue.

Adrian entered Aimee's living room. She was sitting watching TV.

Sound from television: "We comes out with it...Wheeler sends it off to Ryan Lindrin. Lingrin with Samsonev. Here it comes again. He looked behind him. He didn't see McCabe. It was a clean hit. It looks like it was shoulder to chest...It was. Oh, that was a great hit."

"I didn't know you liked hockey?"

"I didn't used to. But I guess I like it now? Do you watch hockey?"

Aimee had a new appreciation of hockey. She remembered how Andy felt when he played it.

"No, I guess not."

"You should, it has a lot of action. But it isn't all fighting. It's also very graceful. Look at them on the ice. They are gliding. I think I want to learn how to skate."

"To play hockey?"

"No silly, figure skating. It'll combine my two loves: dance and hockey."

"You love hockey?"

"Maybe I do."

"Fine, I came over to tell you I have to see a client tonight. She needs Catholic Schoolgirl Boy."

"Does she go to my school?"

"Yeah."

"You know I was thinking. Why don't you transfer to my school. You're there all the time."

"Firstly, I'm not Catholic?"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure!"

"That isn't what I meant. Have you gone to church?"

"When I'm working I've gone to church."

"Taken communion?"

"Yes."

"Confessed your sins?"

"Yes, but only when I'm Catholic Schoolgirl Boy."

"I think you've become Catholic without even knowing it."

"Naaa."

"If you say so."

"I've got to go."

"I'll see you tomorrow."

"I told you, I'll be working."

"I meant at school. You'll be at my school and you won't say 'Hi'?"

"Sure I will."

"See ya then."

Adrian moved in close and gives Aimee a kiss.

"Give me another for tomorrow. Can't kiss me when you are some girl."

Adrian gives Aimee a second kiss.

Aimee returns to watching the hockey game.

As Adrian walks to his next assignment, he started to wonder, "Am I Catholic?"